And yes, we know, we’re not so uncultured (honestly) that we won’t know that chocolatiers have been making artisinal chocolates for years now, that the humble choc has, in certain circles, been elevated into a very expensive luxury. But, as an association for something that you hold in your sweaty hand, we just think that “chocolate” is a bit daft. But that’s just us. LG BL40 Chocolate = melting mess of sugar is not an image LG are probably hoping for here.

The phone itself, you ask? Some specs? Some stats? What do you think this is?! A mobile phone blog… oh… right. Well, this LG BL40 review should update you on all that boring stuff. Or have a look at these LG BL40 Chocolate deals. Or even at this video.

Warning: phone not available at your local sweet shop.

Wi-Fi? Not-check!

3G? Not-check!

GPS? Not-check!

In fact, pretty much all this things got going for it is the physical QWERTY keyboard. But then, when you realise that because of all the things it hasn’t got it’s going to be insanely cheap (when it’s released later this year) and when you realise that certain age-challenged groups within this green and pleasant land like to use their thumbs a great deal to message / email / Facebook / Twitter… then you start to realise what a smart little plan LG have concocted to persuade these annually-deficient types (“youth” according to GSM Arena) to part with their “hard-earned” pocket money. Back in the day, pocket money for us was enough to get a couple of 10p bags of crisps and, if you were lucky, a chomp. These days, it seems, pocket money comes in note forms.

And if a pack of these “youths” fancy frittering their cash away on the LG GW300 then we say why not. All it means is that their Facebook status will be updated every 4 minutes rather than every 6 minutes. And if it keeps them from, well, mugging us, then we say it’s a good thing. If you happen to be, or to know, one of these youths, you might want to look at this LG GW300 review too.

But when it comes to their attempts to create mystery around phones, the likes of LG often get it comically wrong more often than they’ll even get it half right. Because despite their protestations to the contrary, despite that bleatings that the LG Louvre is ‘only a concept’ and ‘might never come out’ and blah blah blah all designed to make the gullible out there plead and clamour and write blogs about how this phone should definitely be released (therefore creating lots of free marketing, of course), isn’t it all just a bit suspicious? Because, first of all, the LG Louvre GC990 was featured recently at an exhibition in Warsaw. You know, the thing where you exhibit things, openly, for people to see. Then the thing itself looked about as finished as a phone gets, even to the point where it has that annoying writing along the camera-face telling the world exactly what your phone does, even though you know what it does and don’t need to tell anyone. ISO 3200. INTELLI-ZOOM. ZERO SHUTTER LAG. etc. and so on and so forth.

And then they go and officially deny it’s going to be released in an official statement. And as anyone who follows the world of films / music / football / anything-else knows, there’s nothing that says YES like an official statement that says NO.

You heard it here first, don’t forget. While you’re waiting for that offifical NO to turn into a YES with release dates attached, check out this LG Louvre review, or have a little look at the current crop of LG mobile phones.

What’s slightly more of a riddle is why LG felt the need to differentiate by one digit the 505 and the 500. A riddle that is until you realise that the former is available exclusively on Orange, the latter exclusively on T-Mobile. Which makes us smile a little when we realise the slight truth-bending that’s going on with the use of that word exclusive. Bet hey ho, who are we to judge. The good thing about the GT505 being identical to the GT500 is that we get to simply point you to the earlier blog, and to this LG GT505 review, which will tell you everything you could want to know about the GT505. Which means we can knock off for lunch early and challenge each other to snorting mustard powder.

Hurrah for the dubious marketing strategy of LG! Hurrah for early lunches! Hurrah!

Although not raising the bar in any of it’s tech specs, the inclusion of push features – perhaps for the first time in a not-high-end phone (such as a Blackberry or iPhone) – is pretty impressive. Very much intended to grab the attention of those who might have several email and social networking accounts on the go at one time, the GW520 allows users to set-up the phone so it ‘pings’ you when new emails or updates on your accounts occur. There’s a LG GW520 review here that goes into this in more detail, but basically all you need to know is that this phone could – if you want it – let you ensure you know when an email or status update has arrived the minute it happens. And with certain features added by LG to help you get pictures you take up onto Facebook in a matter of seconds, the LG GW520 could be the phone you’re looking for if you can’t remember the last time you didn’t spend at least a couple of hours a day updating your status and keeping on top of your emails.

Maybe we’re just happy with the fact it doesn’t do anything badly. Like one of those parents who always expects the worst of their kids, and when they come home with straight C grades and no new scars on their faces the parent’s suddenly over joyed as though they owned a perfect child. And it does actually do some things well. The 5MP camera has more functions than we can remember, among which include some pretty nifty face recognition and geotagging options. The internet too should run along at a fair old speed thanks to LG GT500 Puccini’s smart choice of EDGE technology.

And, well, even in these days or more! more! more! we’re kind of impressed to see someone just go for a safe option. Far worse is a phone packed with more features, powerful gadgets and the hottest new operating system that, thanks to overarching desires actually freezes, crashes or outright explodes when you actually try and do all the things it’s supposed to do. And chances are the GT500 Puccini is not going to cost you anywhere near as much as some of these kind of phones. So if you’re not bothered about being the coolest cat in town, then grab one of these. Have a little look at this LG Puccini review if you fancy too.

The GD900 Crystal has a number of features that will be revealed as you read further along.

According to LG, the LG GD900 Crystal features a 5 megapixel camera that is ideal for those who are looking to capture a quality picture wherever they go. With this camera you are guaranteed to capture pictures of your family, friends and memories that you want to last a lifetime.

The GD900 Crystal is a phone that is also Bluetooth and Wifi enabled. If you are in a hurry to send or receive an e-mail an there is no computer nearby do not fear. The LG GD900 Crystal is there to help. You can now easily perform all your online tasks with the help of this phone.

The LG GD900 Crystal phone measures in at 105mm x 52mm x 13mm and therefore is quite accessible and can be taken anywhere with ease. This phone is also set to be released on August 18th 2009. The estimated price of this phone is $ 799.99.

The LG GD900 Crystal is one of the most current and relevant phones of today. This phone is guaranteed to make you the main attraction wherever you go. So if you are looking to invest in a phone that is relevant to this time and day then look no further than the LG GD900 Crystal. It will be one investment that you will never regret.

If you are looking for network specific deals, follow the links below:

Samsung GD900 Crystal on Orange
Samsung GD900 Crystal on O2
Samsung GD900 Crystal on T-Mobile
Samsung GD900 Crystal on Vodafone
Samsung GD900 Crystal on 3 Mobile
Samsung GD900 Crystal on Virgin

- GPRS enabled
- Bluetooth enabled
- Speaker Phone
- Voice Recording
- 240 x 400 pixels resolution

This LG KT770 phone also has a few additional features that many users look for when purchasing a phone. The LG KT770 has a 5 megapixel camera with which the user can capture high quality pictures of your favorite locations, family and friends.

As mentioned above, the KT770 is a light-weight phone which has the following dimensions: 109 mm x 1.99mm x 0.50 mm. The phone is relatively small and therefore you will not have any hassle when carrying the phone wherever you go.

The phone also has Wifi and will allow you to explore the internet or even send and receive e-mails from anywhere. This feature in the LG phone differs from one person to the next as a result of the network and phone usage.

Some other basic features that the LG KT770 has are an alarm, calculator, calendar, stopwatch, notes, TO-DO and world clock.

The LG KT770 is one phone that you need to have if you are a fanatic for phones that consists of new technologies. Investing on the LG KT770 is one that will last you a life time and will never disappoint you. You can now be the most sophisticated and stylish person wherever you go since you will be accompanied by the all-new LG KT770.

For network specific deals, follow the links below:

LG KT770 on Orange
LG KT770 on O2
LG KT770 on T-Mobile
LG KT770 on Vodafone
LG KT770 on 3 Mobile
LG KT770 on Virgin

In this LG phone there are a number of characteristics that are designed to make an improvement in your life.

- Internal antenna
- TFT touchscreen
- Shared memory – 2GB/1GB
- Polyphonic ringtones
- Bluetooth enabled
- Built-in GPS system

Apart from the above mentioned features the LG KC910i Renoir also allows the user to take advantage of the Wifi facilities that are offered. The user can now access the web from wherever they are. They can send and receive e-mails and can even open attachments from their phone. This feature is probably far more useful for the business individual who is constantly on the road. This will allow him/her to stay in touch with their colleagues and other important aspects.

The LG KC910i Renoir mobile phone is a communication device that can be carried anywhere you go as it only weighs approximately 114g with the battery included. The dimensions of the phone consist of 107.8mm x 55.9mm x 14.0mm.

The phone comes fully equipped with 64 polyphonic ringtones and MP3 ringtone profiles, therefore the LG KC910i Renoir also transforms into a fully efficient entertainment gadget as well.

There also some basic features that this LG phone is created with. Some of those features are: a calculator, an alarm, a clock, an organizer, voice memo, games and a camera that has a few additional such as a geo tagging, smile, blink and face detection system.

For network specific deals, follow the links below:
LG KC910i Renoir on Orange
LG KC910i Renoir on O2
LG KC910i Renoir on T-Mobile
LG KC910i Renoir on Vodafone
LG KC910i Renoir on 3 Mobile
LG KC910i Renoir on Virgin